Room # 15 – Gunpowder Room

 
 


The Gunpowder Room is Bill's antidote to all of the "frufru, girly-type decorations" in some of the other rooms. There is nothing remotely "girly" about this "manly man's" room. The tall full size bed, hidden in a cave-like alcove, virtually requires a running leap to get into and is overlooked by (a picture of) a black bear. The sink is the only accession to indoor plumbing.

 


Today is day 18 of our expedition. We lost Johnson last night to dysentery. I warned him, dammit! I told him, "Don't drink the local microbrews!", and now he's gone, brave fool. Now we're down to a skeleton crew of four and we barely have rations enough for that, what with McCooly decimating our granola supply the night he twisted his ankle on the Bear Lake trail. God willing there's a Safeway on the other side of these hills. That's another three days journey ahead of us. Four hours if we charter a helicopter but the paleface at "Arts Tradin' Post and Olde Tyme tourist info" said the only take cash or traveler's checks. Days like this I lay back and dream of reaching the fabled promised land of Denver International Airport. Till then we just huddle in our cabins and wait for death. — Col Arthur B.

   

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